I like to live simply, but I do have a secret dream of someday having a really ornate study that would include furniture like this chair
David Sedaris reads Fifty Shades of Grey. I don’t care what anyone says, this book sounds like absolute garbage and I will never read it.
And why would I, when I can just read the Snark Squad‘s reviews of it instead? (I’ve shared these before, but seriously, any time someone so much as hints that the Fifty Shades books are decent, I think of Lorraine and Sweeney ridiculing Ana’s whispering “inner goddess” and I remain convinced that these books suck as much as I originally suspected.)
The history of the pledge of allegiance – as my friend Kim pointed out, for anyone freaking out about “under God” being removed, it would only be restoring the pledge to its original form
Seinfeld’s Greatest Fashion Moments – Kramer’s lobster shirt is my favorite
The 10 Most Annoying Concert Behaviors — seriously, put your phone away.